The Time Muncher has mouths on every campus. The pipes are its tentacles, the air connects its plotting mind. It used to be quite hungry, only eating five minutes here and there. But every day it grows more full, more complex, more devious. Now a credit card is required. Now an app or three. We need 4 passwords. To keep you safe. The Circuits Go ravenous with all the time, gorging itself on your unexperienced moments. Its lies are plastered everywhere, it’ll only take a moment, between your classes. Aren’t your clothes looking dirty. It’s mouth fills with water.