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LANCASTER LORE
The Herbarium's Plants
In the Herbarium, everything is vegan. Except the plants.
As you sip your oat milk flat white, they’re licking their leaves.
So far, no customers have been eaten but the cafe had to employ a full-time horticulturist.
She lost 3 fingers in her first week.
Next time you’re tucking into a Buddha Bowl for brunch, remember to be grateful for her bravery.
And beware, because the plants are hungry too.
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